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POWER RANGERS RPM

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POWER RANGERS RPM

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SWEET ASS GUITER THINGY

i’m having a breaking bad moment from the episode “the fly” where i can’t stop chasing after this god damn fly. i even started lunging at it using my 4 sguare skills. didn’t work. on top of that i have the power rangers wild force theme song stuck in my mind. UUGHGHHGHGH… i’m gonna cook blue meth and be a bald asswhole  now. goodbye.

It was a pretty nice, calm, uneventful day at this local juice bar. Everyone was happy and drinking their juice. This place has many different flavors of juice to offer, such as :  the taste of scottland, Calamity Dingoberry, and spicy James juice. There was only one unusualable thing that appened at this great Juicery. and that unusual thing is… A RAPToR!!? A raptor has entered this here juice. How unforeseen…. All of the customers were spooked so they left. what the customers didn’t know was that it wasn’t a raptor at all!! It was a robot! 

“DINOBOT, MAXIMIZE!” It yelled. then the raptor turned into robot mode. Dinobot walked toward the counter. his metal feeet clanked on the groung. CLANK CRANK CLANK.

“Hello. Welcome to Los POllos Hermanos Juice Bar.” A nice looking cash register lady greeted. “how may i take your orber?”

“I would like to speak to your manager please”” Dinobutt grunted. 

“I am the manager. is everything to your liking”

“ENOUGH OF YOUR CHATTERING!” He yelled. the manager lady looked worried maybe and went to the back office to get the owner of LOs Pollos Hermanos Juice Bar. A bald Puerto Rican Man strided from the back office  to the counter and smiled at Dinobot. He had no hair. 

“Hello. How may i help you?” He asked cheerfully with a stern, calm voice.

“I am told that you are a leading distributor of stable energon meth”

“Im sorry? I do not know what you are talking about.” The owner, Gustavo Fring, replied.

“SAve IT! You are a leader, but I will make a better leader. I challenge you to a duel… TO THE DEATh!” shouted the furious raptor robt man. His breath smelled like honor and flesh. perhaps he had eaten his clone recently. 

The sultry Owner’s smile grew to an unemotional, intense but calm, death glance. Only Gus Fring of Los Pollos Hermanos Juice bar can make that glance. “I do not think so…” He said calmly.

“WHAT!?”Dinoboot was so so surprised. “WE MUST FIGHT! THERE IS NO HONOR IN NOT FIGHTING. MY SPARK CRAVES FOR HONOR!” dinobot growled. He took out his rotating skewer sword. Gusjust stood there with a blank face. He would not put up with this for much longer. 

The door suddenly WHOOSHEd open. some sort of green mutant turtle rushed in. He wore an orange face band around his eyes and had nunchuncks. HE Was a TEen Ninja! 

“HEY!” He yelled. “Where’s the pizza!?”

“WHAT IS THIS? IS HE ONE OF YOUR GOONS, GUS FRING?” Dinobottt hissed.

Gus stared at the robot, then back at the turtle.

“WOAH!” The Turtle exclaimed as he examined Dinobot. “Gnarly! Donatello would love you!”

Dinobot growled. “YOU! FIGHT ME FOR HONOR!’

“OK!” the turtle smaled. they then commeced to fight.

Gus walked back to his office to watch Jesse Pinkboy with cameras.

for those of you who care. cuz i know youdo. i’ve decided that the power rangers mystic force theme song issss my new favorit theme song and here is the very EXCACT REASON WHY YE PPOOTS:  this mystic song starts off ominous… then it turns out to be a rap. it’s AlL about setting the record straight and that the power rangers are coming.

all right let’s go.

time to turn it on.

set the record straight.

oh oh oh my suoperfavorite part is when the really good singer man says “let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go.” so i win. the end. hehk

i’ve had a spoon in my pocket for about three days now. oopsoh

nnnnnmmmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmommm

moms mooms. moom?

I first thought that mystic force was gonna be the worst worst worttt series of power rangers. well i was surely wrong, folks. it’s one of my top five favorites. wild forcre was the worts but enough about that horrible demon spawn. Mystik force is about magic and entertaining rap openings, magical cell phone wands and some other shit. an enjoyable series of pr for all your little chilgen. theend

i’ve decided that when i wanna watch Batman: under the red hood, I’ll just say “Im in the food for chili”… and then ill watch batman: under the red chili.

Hoenheim of Light sat in the fancy dining room of the titanic… but he was just remembering the good old days. The immortal alchemist was actually just at a Red Lobster. He examined the amusing nic-nacs and old boats on the restaurant wall, but he was mostly fascinated by the acryllic portrait of the late Dr. Doom. 

A young waiter brought hoenheim’s meal and ReFreshED his glass of water.

“Excuse Me sir, you wouldn’t happen to be the Bear Jew would you?” Asked Hoenheim, interested in the waiter’s appearence. 

“Sorry Pal, you got the wrong guy” the waiter man stated.

“Oh, pardon me”… Hoenheim was embarrassed…